Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex

Grumpy McMurdo Fishing Tips

#20 No matter how much whiskey you’ve had, you can still Fish.

#19 A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 It’s perfectly okay to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against Fishing.

#15 – If your partner takes pictures of you Fishing, you don’t have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 – Your Fishing partner doesn’t get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 – It’s perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 – When you see a really good Fishing person, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 – If your regular Fishing partner isn’t available, he/she won’t object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 – Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 – When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 – You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbourhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 – You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for “Fishing harassment”.

#6 – There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 – If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don’t have to subscribe to one of those “special” channels.

#4 – Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 – Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 – You don’t have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favourite activity…Fishing!

#1 – Your Fishing partner will never say, “Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!”